MONEY NEWS N SHIT!
|Crack Money gets MySpace!|
OK Bitchez, my webmaster knows shit like how to program and how to brush his teef, but he don't know shit about MySpace! For all you mofos who are MySpace whores, get up on the crack money shit right herrrr www.myspace.com/crackmoney
- We aint know how to do this shit good yet, so add us in to your shit and shit shit!
|All Up In Yo Ass Crack!|
Yal crazy crackers who came out to see Dark Side Immortals, WoodPile, BlitzKreig, Crack Money and special guests where a roudy bunch. We just HAD to get up in yo crack with the crazy crackafied sound. Thanks for letting us hump your chicks and fart in yo faces on stage. It was ten kinds a nasty fo shizzle bizzle!
|LOCAL MUZAK RAWKS!|
Yall who came out to see HorseCock, I Hate You When You're Pregnant, Crack Money, PsychoStick, Calabrese and Betty Simon where some crazy monkey crack money junkies! One of the best shows we played in a long ass time. The clubhouse rules, the fans where the bomb, and crack money got mad anal! WHAT ELSE!?!
|LOCAL MUSIC JUNKIES UNITE!|
Yall bitchez been like "Yo, why don't Crack Money play mo shows?!". Well I'll tell you why you fruity fucks, because we lazy and we don't give a fuck. But one thangs fo sho, there be one fan with a bangin ass that always hooks the crew up with Anal, and when we found out it was Chantal's birfday, we was like "Dam, let's play that show so we can bukakke her face!". So now we playing on March 13th at the clubhouse with PsychoStick, I Hate You When Yo Pregnant, Betty Simon, and Calabrese (and one secret band that will make you shit yo draws) - So git ready ya perpatrayin gangsta wnnabe bitchez, cus we gonna RACK da clubhouseo n March 13th!!
|Phirst of da month- Mailfare!|
das right, we just started of the new yizzy mad fresh wit da new "spread the crack" initiatave. From now on errry monf we are sendin out the "Phirst of da month- Mailfare!" to yall mofos who gits on our newzletter. If you aint signed up, git yo azz in gerr and do it herr! » click herre to sign up!
. We gats mad shizzle in the works so stay tuned mofos!
|Crack Money get Sponsored by RockStar Hats!|
Fo sho, you be like dam crackas, you sho party like raockstars! WELL NOW WE SPONSORED LIKE ONE! That's right beyotchez! Crack Money gits PAYD to rawk the fresh new supah dope fly gear by RockStar Hats
. So git on up to they website and show some support, because these guys is the real dizzeal! They even sponsorin a crazy party with the Hot Kotton dayuncin girlies soon, so stay tuned for the crazy details yo!
|Who's Yo Fatty?!? gets a dope review from the TOP online AZ local scene mag|
No shit crackstas! TBRUN
is mosdef in the house yo! Check out the review of Who's Yo Fatty?!? right herr
. The mofuggaz know they shit! They even made us one of they Top Picks
Reprezents fo sho, so gitcho asses to they websyyyte! and show some love!
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|Crack Money is Brewin Up some Crazy Shit for Halloween!|
That's right Crack Money Feenz, this halloween is going to be off the heezy fo sheezy. Bands, don't book shows, feenz, don't make planz, cuz THIS is gonne be the thang to do!!
|Crack Money is DOWN wit ICE T|
YEAH HOMEYS!! $CMR$ rawked the jar with ICE T and BODY COUNT last night like a mofo! That shit was packed like a consipated asshole and people was going crazy like hermin the retard!
Look for Crack Money real soon at some more local shows before we head off to HOLLYWOOD to rawk Cali $CMR$ style!
And don't forget you sonufabitchez, you can get the new WHO'S YO FATTY?!? CD at ZIA or online here too!
MONEY POOP LOG
|C-Fizzle- Da-Nizzle says-|
Ya Vicous mastas of da sizzound needs to
be playin anada show..Yus kick some azz
UALL SOME SICK MOFERS
|Bob TheFuckinBuilder says-|
|ya mumma says-|
|CarNe BoBBa says-|
Pero Que Esta Pasando Aqui??
|$Crack Money$ says-|
IF YOUZ BUILD IT. THEY WILL COME!
yo all juggalos and juggalettes what up
ninjas and ninjettes and you crack money
yall nizzeds to come down here to t-town
i want to feel your big cock in my mouth
what up my niggas
|a nigger says-|
y u all b haten lol
|SIR TANKK DOGG says-|
|Your Daddy! says-|
My cock is much bigger than yours!
|Your Daddy! says-|
That's right my nigga!
|C-Money Mngr says-|
No Show's are currently planned fo
when is yo next mutha biaatchin
YOU SUCK AT LIFE!
|CONCERNED PARENT says-|
ppl are laughing with hatred and a
passion to kill you.
|ASS RANCHER says-|
Man, word around the water cooler is
youz guyz is ugly. thats all. your ugly.
and its not a funny ugly where people
would laugh with you. ppl are laug
|SEAN HARRISON says-|
sac of shit in my mouth you dirty curry
smelly hairy persian ugly fuckers, go
back to afghanistan you crimped douche
|MAN WITH 3 LEGS says-|
I have 2 legs
|wikid 1 says-|
weres it going to be
|concerned parent says-|
Arent you dating a man with elephantitis
of the penis?
|PENIS FARMER says-|
Ienjoy feasting on infant sphincter rats
and forcing chunk from the goonies to
Vagina junction whats your function
taking in sperm and spitting out babies
|RAt pac says-|
Yo nigger cut that shit out you pissing
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Ihop now has a huge veriety of yummy ass
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|anonymous sphincter says-|
John Green is eternally and internally
homosexual.....no offense vagina mast
|John Green says-|
I am a flaming homosexual no offence
scotty or steffan
|Man with penis says-|
Last ngiht after i raped my mother i
took a kinfe and cut out my ribs and
started sucking my own cock!
i going to kill all you mother fuckers!
|oh yeah! says-|
Eat Shit you niggers
|B!tch N!GGA says-|
Mother Fuckin ass jockeys
DOO DOO BROWN!!
|big tits says-|
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||Barry Manilow Live at Jimmy's Chicken
Shack featuring Yanni and Steve from New Kids on the Block!! Don't
miss this one!
| and don't forget...
ta LICK MUH BAWLZ BEYOTCH!!!!
GIT YO STAnKIN ASS DOWN TO OUR SHOWS!
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